Would you rather….
So this past Saturday, I may have hit a new low point whilst playing every modern drunkard’s favourite existential word game, “Would you rather…” This is a game where you’re asked which of two fates you would prefer to face. Some examples are; what animal would you rather have to fight to the death; a lion or a grizzly bear? Which would you rather be; the coolest retard, or the most retarded cool person? What looks gayer on a man; tight pants and a puffy shirt, or puffy pants and a tight shirt? You hopefully get the idea.
And so on Saturday night, we arrived at our latest scenario to ponder. 6 pints deep into intellectual discourse, we came up with this: would you rather have cancer of the aids, or aids of the cancer?
You’re welcome.
